Saturday, June 7, 2014

Making Biscuits

It's starting to be very difficult to watch tv. 

My three grievances (at the moment. because the list of grievances has compounded and is ever growing). 


1. Shreddies commercial - stuck in the middle with you.

Do you know it?? Don't you hate it?? Isn't it the worst?? The stupid little cartoon characters singing and dancing around. I just want to smash them. So cheery singing about whole wheat and fruit filling- that's nothing to be cheery about.


2. Kraft Peanut Butter commercial - your song

This is one of my all time favourite songs. Ruined. Ellie Goulding (sp?) does not do the song justice. It sounds like she is attempting depth and control but I think it sounds like she is tripping over something as she warbles. 
Hate.


3. Iphone - gigantic

This one is the absolute worst! I hate every scene, I hate the song, I hate the girl singing the song. Now, I hate Apple too. I can never have an Iphone, pad, pod, touch, mac and whatever else there is. 

I have a HTC. Gary Oldman is in the commercial. Gary. Oldman. You know, Dracula. Awesome.


I win.